WWJP: What Would Jesus Play?

I wonder what games Jesus would play..

Would he play flash-based games on the Wii?
Would he swap friend codes with me?
Does he play Halo and pwn teh n00bz?
Or play Dead or Alive just for the boobs?

I doubt he would play The Suffering, or Dead to Rights, or Fugitive Hunter..
He may play on the PC and install some kind of punter..
He could play Warhawk or Ace Combat, but he can already fly,
He's omnipotent, he doesn't even need to try.

He could play some RPG and resurrect from the dead,
It's been done before, at least it's been said.
Playing 25 to Life would be way too beneath him,
But there's a chance he would like some kind of Sim..

I don't know, but he's a powerful figure and all,
I'm quite positive, however, he still plays pinball.
No tilting or pushing, he's a magnetic type,
The ball he controls, he confided on skype!

The consoles are nice, but I think he would say,
"LOL teh n00bz play these games too much, I would pwn all rofl."
... nah, I'm just kidding.

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