Trumped?

When the gamer tires of sweaty muscular men, we shall bring women.  And it shall be good.

2007-2010

Four Tokens Media

a Knarfroc Effort

July 13 2010

July 2010: Ghostbusters

Ok, so one picture is for videogames, the others for Halloween costumes and comics.  Want to complain? Center photo is by Martin Myatt, Right photo credits Fusion Comics.

June 2010: Silent Hill

Sure, it's concept art.  So what?

May 2010: Duke Nukem Babes

 We'd be silly not to include Duke, purveyor of virtual babes!  I do believe those two pony-tailed twins have deep thongs and electric whips.  Color Fritz excited!

April 2010: Dead or Alive series

We don't know what to say about this, so, we won't!

I kind of.. I kind of feel a little dirty about that one.  Might have to go walk through a car wash now.

March 2010: Monday Night Combat

Team Fortress-style game for the XBLA, hopefully not style over substance.

"Hi, I can't help but notice your shirt is riding below your nipples.  Where ARE your nipples?"

February 2010: NAMCO

Real women.  Real clothes.  Real hot!  The women of  Club Namco! The center chick is not from Club Namco.

January 2010: Resident Evil 5

Kicking Zombie ass, as well as shooting them up,  while dressed like a classy chick.  Since when do lawyers kick ass?

December 2009: Quantum Theory

Gears of War has competition, and it's not burly muscleheaded goofballs with chainsaws.

November 2009: Bayonetta

Librarians kicking ass, apparently demons or angels or something.  Sure there's a story, but who really needs a story?  But why is her head so small, and her body so lanky and tall?

Ocotober 2009: Borderlands

Not just a bazillion combinations of weaponry. 

 September 2009: WET

 Maxine Pain?  Probably, with awesome music and insane gameplay.  I mean, you have a shoot out while falling through the debris of a plane that you were riding in which exploded!  Wait until you get to the Propeller Scene.  Awesome, there's no other word for it.

August 2009: Bikini Samurai Squad

Slaughtering zombies is always fun.  In the role of a woman, with unlockable outfits you can play dress-up with the characters, or spend $5 to donwload more women to, erm, play with.  Lots of blood, lots of zombies, lots of skin, shallow gameplay and 1st Gen PS2 graphics can't stop this silly title, available these days for around $20.

July 2009: X Blades

"The treasure hunter Ayumi really takes this slogan to heart - she usually slashes at everything she comes across!" Boasts the press release.  Um, she's wearing dental floss on her bottom, and half a bra on top...   Want to re-think the explanation of "X" blades?

Well, at least I'm not looking at a sweaty muscular dude!